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Where is a  Penuelas Puerto Rico 00624?

…Get a girlfriend, you wont’ have to pay for a happy ending.

Any asian massage parlor nearby

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Do they existt? I’ve seen a few shady asian massage parlours in Penuelas Puerto Rico, and always wondered if that whole happy ending thing was real. Have any of you got a full body naked massage? How do you ask for a happy ending? lol do almost all oriental massage parlors give happy endings?

Best Answer: Ask if they give a full body massage. If they do, it’s with a happy ending. They are of course not officially allowed so they will never say yes if you ask it straight. But when you get the massage they will most of the time do it when you just ask ‘could I get a massage there as well?’.

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What is it exactly? is it legal? i want to take my boyfriend:)
lol we like to have fun. Can I get one? or even be there?
serious answer’s please. I mean we are all grown ups right.

Best Answer: A happy ending massage Penuelas PR insinuates a prostitute does a “massage” and gives sex massage (the kind of sex varies with the type of salon) with the client. Basically, since you say you want to get him one, you are paying a “massage therapist” to have sex with your boyfriend. Is that really what you want?

you probably don’t want your boyfriend getting a happy ending. Unless you are giving him the cock massage. A happy ending is where after the massage, the massuese gives him a hand job, or blowjob, or even sex. It is not legal in the U.S. it is in other countries, such as Singapore. usually performed in massage parlours owned and operated by asian ladies.

I had a few, basically the masseuse rubs your penis till you ejaculate. I have also had sex with the masseuse.

What is an appropriate tip for a happy ending massage 00624?
I like to get sensual massage and sometimes it has a happy ending. Is this cheating> And what should i tip?

Best Answer: Penuelas Puerto Rico erotic massage is not quite the right word – prostitution – yeah that the right term. If you make any such suggestion to a licensed therapist you will have your session end on the spot without refund and likely will be banned from ever using the facility.

If you are visiting a thinly disguised form of prostitution know as a massage parlor then rates will be a heck of lot more than 20% of your entry fee. If you paid 40 for your, “massage” then expect at least 60 more for the type of happy ending you are suggesting, and more for any other sex services Penuelas PR 00624.

Also budget for bail as cops raid such places regularly and you will be charged as a John if you are in the rub and tug building.

If you are lucky the area you are in will have a Johns school where you will learn about the local sex industry. Show up for the class, pay the $250 tuition, wear a name tag that reads sex crimes, then stay out of trouble for six months, and charges are dismissed. If you aren’t lucky no such program is available and you go to court and risk up to 90 days in jail, your name in the newspaper and probably divorce.

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Think about this dude. Is it really worth this when there are so many other Penuelas PR slutty women 00624 out there who you could get if you wanted for free if you just put forth some effort – perhaps even your wife?

Make your own choices but to pay for someone to do what you can do yourself or get for free – man that seems to have looser written all over it.

Have you ever had a happy ending massage parlor in your area?

Best Answer: Why, yes! Yes, I have! Happy ending massages are not as uncommon as you think. There are many places that offer much much more than just happy ending cock rubs. The term ” happy ending” is so common it has worked its way into popular culture. Jay Leno often jokes about “happy ending”massages. The comedian Gilbert Godfrey once was asked on the game show Hollywood Squares the question. What cost approx. 40 dollars in the USA, but cost on the average $60 in Penuelas PR USA?

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